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Real Ways to come to be a Vampire

Everyone wants to be a vampire. They are beautiful, powerful, and immortal. But it's not easy to for real come to be one. Vampires are dangerous, and if you aren't careful, you might end up more dead than undead from your efforts.

The superior way to come to be a vampire is for one to bite you. This is often followed by the vampire giving you some of its own blood. We don't know for unavoidable why this works, whether there is some sort of chemical or biological agent on the teeth or in the blood, but we do know that 8 out of 10 victims who are accosted by vampires, and who do not die, come to be vampires themselves.

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The trick is not dying. This can be difficult when dealing with creatures that see you in much the same way that you see a cheeseburger. In fact this can be a useful visualization technique. Dream yourself as a hamburger, and try to think of ways to get humans to not eat you.

One way that a cheeseburger could stop a human from eating it is if it could get that man to fall in love. This is also a good way to stop a vampire from killing you. If you get them to fall in love with you, they will probably want to safe you, rather than sucking you dry of blood.

Getting anything to fall in love with you is a complicated task and is beyond the scope of this article. However in general, vampires like old things, since they are normally old. They are also normally into Goth or Emo culture. Again we have no definitive explanation as to why this is, it just seems to be a tasteless trait amongst vampires.

Another way to get a vampire to turn you, rather than killing you, might be to have something you can offer to trade. For instance if you start a occupation working in a blood bank, and then one day come to be head of that bank, you will suddenly have a comm. Oddity which might be traded to an ambitious young vampire in change for a slight immortality.

In normal it is not that easy to come to be a vampire. However with a slight cunning, and the use of these clever ideas, it is potential to live the immortal dream, and come to be a murderous night walking parasite for all eternity.

Real Ways to come to be a Vampire

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